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Again, you have proven yourself to be...

...the best parody-maker on this site. The beginning was perfect, especially when Claire was being chased down the hallway by th helicopter, just like the game! The lighting effects were damn good on that one.

I can't wait for the next installment! ^^

GOD DAMN THIS IS CRAZY!

My favorite line:

"I'LL FUCK YOUR MOTHER UP THE ASS WITH A RAZOR COCK WHILE I DO A DRIVEBY IN A BUICK WITH A FUCKING MONKEY!"

...among many others...

You are a GOD for making this movie! Your sense of humor is perfect! VOTE FIVE!!!

Holy Christ that was hilarious!

I had to take a break in the middle of watching it because I had to stop laughing so I could breathe!!!! DEFINITE TEN!!!!

That was awesome!

I loved how everyone was in semi-chibi form, and also they were actually speaking Japanese! I wish my school would teach that language...

I really liked how the girl's dad was whistling the Neon Genesis Evangelion theme song. I thought that was a cute touch.

The way you made the stumped/blank looks on the character's faces was so authentic, it was beautiful.

Anyway, excellent cartoon!

PS- Did you use a seiyuu for the voice acting or did you do that yourself?

That was cute... even though it was so bloody!

I love how the ears flopped around. It just made the bunnies look so adorable! The animation was great in this one!

Holy crap that pwned!

That was great! I love your use of the opening music from BR II in the lightgun fight! I'm glad I'm not the only person who's seen that movie series...

Anyway, keep up the amazing work!

Meh. It was okay...

You could have definitely worked a bit more on the graphics. Some of the shadows looked too harsh and there were some other color mismatches, and don;t rely so much on the painbrush tool, since the results look sloppy. The animation could have been better, since the walking sequences looked kinda crappy and the van looked really bad when you attempted to do make it look 3D.

The voice acting was very good, although the script seemed unrealistically clean (who says the words "heck" or "darn" once they come close to being killed? I'd be a bit more obscene next time, just for the sake of realism). The woman also said some very cliche things like "a man who needs a gun is compensating for firepower elsewhere" (which I may add is a load of crap).

The scripting was okay. Maybe you should make some custom buttons next time to make it blend in better.

The storyline was great, and the options one could choose were reasonable.

Part two should be great. Overall, not too shabby.

OH MY GOD!

You are a fucking flash movie master! This is the best movie trailer I have ever had the pleasure of setting my eyes on! This kicks so much ass! THe guns were very realistic, down to the finest detail, as well as the fires, camera work, characters, backgrounds, sounds, etc. I wish that I could vote higher than five for this movie. Then I'd vote 100. This is going on my favorites list!

Keep kicking ass!

Wow.

It's been a while since someone made a truly scary NG submission. That kicked ass!

Y-A-W-N

That kinda sucked. Sorry. It was just pointless violence. And I thought that it was actually going to be about an asian pornstar, like the title indicated.

The best thing you had in this movie was the song by Rage Against the Machine.

Dark-Boy responds:

Dude its Nine Inch Nails...ther deffinaly was'nt Max singing.I think you might have voted on the wrong peice.

Damn, I take forever to make a flash movie...

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